Plug It Up-Updated

There on my doorstep was a package when I got home, inside was something I've been looking forward to trying--my first butt plug.

I'm going to wait for Teacher to give me some instructions on how he wants me to use this thing. I still, I am afraid, a bit in noviceville with the ass stuff though I'd like to think I am not. I've never been one to play with my ass while masturbating, so this will be interesting.

It is bright pink and silicone. Those stainless steel ones look awesome, like they might even provide a bit of cooling relief--ha! But I must start small, right?

Update: So I just spoke with Teacher a moment ago and told him of the package. Well two seconds into the conversation when I told him I was clueless, I started blushing and giggiling like I just met him. I have not blushed in God knows how long, much less been embarrassed as such. What cracked us both up was that I, ME, the her filthiness blushed. He said "we'd work on it," regarding my usage.

The List

I came across a list last night, a checklist for a Dom & Sub to go over to review limits, etc. Teacher & I have discussed a good chunk of the list verbally, but I went ahead and cut and pasted it into an email, along with silly comments, questions, and legit answers. For instance, I am not interested in being Teacher's ash tray, animal cat, dog or pony. Well I do purr sometimes, which is odd since I am a notorious anti-feline advocate. I wasn't entirely negative, on the list were a few things that I said yes to, including bondage under clothing in public, and butt plug wearing in public. On the topic of age play I pointed out that is our situation by default. He's my dirty old man and I'm his sweet young thang, though I am many years past "Barely Legal" status.

I'm so used to men not actually listening, nor taking hints, it didn't even occur to me that Teacher might take me up on my "yes'" and "negotiable." So tonight as he was leaving my apt, he said "So, you're interested having your breasts bound while we go out to dinner."
"Um, under clothes (I'm thinking big ass sweatshirt)"
His blue eyes twinkled. "Well," I said, "as long as it is a good dinner." Mind you I know half the waitstaff, chefs, and kitchen crews in my medium-sized city, so he has no idea (well until he reads this) how fucking nerve wracking, and feasibly hot that will be for me. "So, how do you feel about going shopping with a butt plug in?"

"Let's get to the dick first," (tomorrow people--we had a short visit tonight) "and then I will" Shopping! I'm such a girly girl when it comes to that shit. I'll drink PBR, smoke and curse like a trucker, but mention shopping it turns into a Disney vision in my mind with birds singing on my shoulder as I am decked out in a pink gown. I'll wear *two plugs if he takes me shopping (for me of course, not to Home Depot for a rake for his garden)!

*Actually he mentioned a remote controlled vibrating butt plug, so I think one will be plenty.

picture from luckymojo an awesome, and incredibly detailed site of various occult and voodoo products you will spend hours on there if you click that link, I shit you not. I found it by looking up some blues lyrics.

To Catch A Thief

Some moron ripped off Teacher's "toolkit" out of his car. Not all, but most of his arsenal was ripped off...floggers, clamps, etc. Plus two books I had given him. He's been a lot more good humoured about it than I would be. Mind you I am pretty hot headed, but it just yet another reminder of how many assholes inhabit our planet. It is a good argument for Eugenics. Who knows maybe the thief was a brilliant, yet desperate meth-head.

You got to admit it is pretty fucking funny to think what the thief's reaction was when he opened the toolkit. I'm sure was expecting a computer or something of that ilk. I don't think you can pawn leather cuffs, but you sure can have a good time. Let's just pray he uses them wisely.

So, now that Teacher's tools are missing and he's going to have replenish them, I'm going to put a few suggestions out here. I'm good at shopping. OK, they're not my toys to be replaced, but what the hell. I say function AND fashion!

1. Suede & Fur Blindfold from Black Label, In Red:

2. Ok, these are ultra expensive, but look how gorgeous these butt plugs are! Plus they are probably a cinch to clean!

3. Not stolen, but we've discussed the need for a spreader bar, unlike most women I tend to want to keep my legs closed, this adjustable one comes with cuffs, which got swiped.

4. I'm such a fucking girl, but I promise I'm cute. So I can't help that I like these pink cuffs. I'm sure he's going to laugh. All they're are missing is Hello Kitty & they'd be totally "kawaii'' One can dream:

5. Another thing that attracts my girly side. I never went through a "horsey" phase, but Mr. Ed is one of my favorite televisions shows! Anyone have any experience with horse hair?

6. The crook even took the lube! I think this Boy Butter lube looks fab! Part of a complete breakfast of hot ass!

7. And well it is not equipment, but I'd like to think as Teacher's doll he'd like to dress me up in this (which I can't capture the image of, sadly), as it would be perfect on my curvy bod!

Screw you crooks! We're not going to let you bad guys keep my guy from taking care of this bad girl!