VU

I can't be for certain that  Initally learned about BDSM from the Velvet Underground, but I most definitely gleaned a bit of knowledge about it from my interest in the band and before that Andy Warhol.

I first got turned on to them in High School while reading one of my all time favorite books "Edie," for a big report I did on Andy Warhol. Subsquently I had to look up other stuff, "who are the Marquise de Sade and Leopold von Sacher-Masoch?" and "what is a femme fatale," and why the fuck would anyone do heroin?

I was a total art fag in college (dead milkmen reference, anyone?anyone?), and I recall having a postcard of the book that inspired the song "Venus in Furs" over my dorm room bed. Still, I am unsure if I really "got" it.  I think I just knew it that S&M was dark and deviant. I am not that old, but damn when there was no internet zooming information into my home, you actually had to make an effort to obtain information.

So here I am many years later looking through the eyes of a submissive in training, and damn if I keep finding the obvious that has been in my life for eons. Just the other day I was riflig through my music collection to pick something to listen to on the way to work and the first Velvet Underground & Nico album was there under the dusty jewel cases. The one with the infamous banana cover.

For those of you who are not familar with the Velvet Underground, they were a highly influential band formed in the mid sixties and were part of the whole Warhol "Factory" crowd. For more on them here is a brief history. Below are a few videos:


Venus in Furs



and because no one is sexier than Nico (R.I.P.)

Femme Fatale

For the Record

I'm so flattered right now, Jefferson, the most fuckable and fucked man on the Internet, asked me if I had any requests for his Smut Turntable(his primary blog is One Life, Take Two). I certainly did, and he kindly posted it.

I'm a total music nut, a music snob at times. I informed Teacher a few weeks ago that he was the first person I've slept with that I did not inquire about their musical tastes before I fucked them. I don't care if you've got a 20 foot cock and the face of an angel, if you listen to lame faceless shit like Creed or your idea of good rock music is the Counting Crows, chances are high that you will not get any play from this slut. Teacher likes classical music, so I can handle that. Damn, now that I think of it, I should have requested the Stones' " Little T & A" but I didn't. "She's my little rock'n'roll...." (posted below, what the hell! KEEF!)

Open note to Jefferson, check this out Dale Bozzio has a new solo record being released next week. Sadly, she has grown up to look a bit like Victoria Gotti in latex. I was unable to find the Terry Bozzio Playgirl photos. If anyone has any scans of them, please email them to me via the email address on the sidebar. In the interim, I'll pick up some pickled pigs feet for you at the grocery store to make up for it.